Ahoy mateys! Escape the daily grind over at the luxurious farm project and private members club Retreat East in Ipswich countryside. It offers a selection of gorgeous barns (as featured in the Telegraph and elsewhere) – where you can choose from a range of fully equipped houses, with breakfast included in your stay plus a…

Arrr pirates! We know your love your luxurious accommodation and next we've dug out the multi-award winning Chapel on the Hill, nestled in Teesdale with breathtaking views of the surroundings. This chapel conversion sleeps up to 7 people and makes for the perfect countryside break together with your family and friends – the pictures speak…

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Pirates, enjoy a spot of Devon's charm, with an overnight stay at the gorgeous Culm Vale Country House (near Exeter) from only £24pp including a freshly cooked breakfast the next day! Offer Details: Many travel durations possible - 1 night minimum stay Sample dates spanning November - December 2018 Example date: 24 Nov 2018 3*…

Pirates, if there's one thing Devon does well it's charming country retreats, and this cute in The Fisherman's Cot is too lovely not to share: grab an overnight stay with a loved one from £25pppn and soak up that riverside tranquility before a restful night's sleep in the countryside. Offer Details: Many travel durations possible…

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Ahoy mateys! Looking for a getaway with family and friends? The impressive, private Wilderness Reserve in Suffolk is an estate set in 5000 acres of well-manicured parkland featuring a selection of luxurious holiday lets – from grand Manor houses to romantic cottages. We've laid eyes on the romantic Tudor-style farmhouse called the Moat Cottage, which…

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Arrr! Escape to the countryside – without giving up the home comforts – with the Natural Retreats modern luxury lodges nestled in the rich green Yorkshire Dales. These sexy lodges boast sleek interiors and are a designer vision of wood and glass, bringing nature right into your living space with exceptional views of the green…

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Pirates, if you want a truly unique UK stay, try the beautiful Cottage Lodge from £30pppn including breakfast. This charming lodge full of imaginative woodworking is nestled in the Victorian village of Brockenhurst, hidden in the centre of the New Forest. Offer Details: Many travel durations possible - 1 night minimum stay Sample dates spanning…

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Ahoy mateys! Discover the rolling hills of Tuscany this autumn – world-renown for its great cuisine, thermal springs and wineries – staying in a charming, rustic villa just outside of picturesque Lucca. Breakfast is included in this offer, which makes a great base for exploring everythig the region has to offer. Holiday details Travel duration:…

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Pirates, we never tire of the natural wonders of the Land of Fire and Ice! You'll be seeing the best of Iceland with this bargain package from TourCenter. Included are return flights, a chic hotel in Reykjavik and entry to the luscious Blue Lagoon. The cheapest options are in early January - giving you a…

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Pirates, treat the king or queen in your life with a dreamy stay in a Scottish castle! Melville Castle offers guests the elegant surroundings of an 18th century castle alongside modern facilities such as free WiFi, flat-screen TVs and comfy beds. The property is just 7 miles from Edinburgh city centre, making a night of…

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Ahoy pirates! You guys know we have a soft spot for Tuscany, and this time we think we have delivered again. Escape to the rolling hills of the region, famous for its outstanding cuisine, wine and thermal baths and a popular foodie destination for people from all over the planet. We have found the grand…

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Pirates, it's time to set sail for the incredible scenery of Iceland pirates! This splendid package from TourCenter includes return flights, a great hotel in Reykjavik as well as entry to the spectacular Blue Lagoon. All you need for a great trip! The cheapest options are in December - some of the best opportunities for…

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Mateys, we aren't sure if this one is a pricing error or just really really good value but you can book a stay at a gorgeous 4* hotel in Devon from just £15 per person, per night on dates in across autumn and winter 2018. This hotel has previously charged between £80-£100 per night so…

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Ahoy mateys! Escape to the gorgeous Yorkshire Dales with your closest friends or family for an intimate glamping affair at the award-winning and luxurious Swinton Bivouac site, which comprises a selection of rustic tree lodges (sleeping 7) and yurts (sleeping 5), along with a bunk barn, café and wood-fired hot tub, all set around an…

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Pirates, take a group of six friends or family for a stay in the Ettrick Valley Yurts in the gorgeous Scottish countryside from only £26pppn! These cosily furnished yurts are glamping at its finest: twinkly lights create a magical atmosphere, and the location in the rolling hills is perfect to gaze at the stars, unspoiled…

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Ahoy pirates! We've spotted the charming 4* L'Auberge Cavaliere Du Pont Des Bannes, about an hour's drive from Marseille in the south of France. Here you can choose from a range of cosy cottages in a picturesque setting, all equipped with your usual mod-cons, with 2 restaurants, pools, spa and equestrian centre at your disposal.…

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Ahoy pirates! You know we love the good things in life, and the gorgeous, top-rated 5* Borgo dei Conti Resort in Italy's Umbria region – nestled in the very heart of the country – has been on our radar for some time. Here you will be surrounded by rolling green countryside with a spa and…

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Pirates, for a spot of country comfort, head into rural Bucks, UK (only a 33-minute bus from Maidenhead) and enjoy an overnight stay at the 5* Olde Bell Hotel from £30pppn. Add breakfast for two to your booking with the room rate from £75pn (it's cheaper to add breakfast through the room rate with Booking.com,…

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Pirates, take a trip off the beaten track and explore the cradle of civilisation! We spotted some bargain flights to Ethiopia, one of the oldest countries on earth and home to some incredible scenery. We've added departures in May and June - a great time to visit before rainy season starts. Flights include checked luggage…

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Ahoy mateys! Umbria is known as Italy's green heart in the rural countryside, boasting loads of old cultural sights, great wining and dining and a world renowned chocolate factory, to name only a few things. We've laid eyes on the chic 4* Villa di Monte Solare, a member of Small Luxury Hotels of the World,…

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There are many reasons to love staycations; no airport queues, (usually) a lot less travel time AND you are supporting the local UK economy. Brownscombe Luxury Glamping, in the heart of Devon, ticks all these boxes and more, as we've discovered bargain stays starting from as little as £83 per person for a 3-night stay…

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Sometimes you just gotta treat yourself a little, and why not start with this luxe castle break in Devon? You'll be staying at the award-winning 5* Bovey Castle boasting a spa, 2 fine dining restaurants, golf and gorgeous surroundings right in the heart of Dartmoor National Park for a relaxing getaway. We found good rates…

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Mateys, we discovered some new funky accommodation in the Worcestershire countryside that's currently offering 10% off stays in April for new guests. Ockeridge Rural Retreats has family-friendly cabins, which holds up to 2 adults and 2 children, from £28 per person, per night (total price £225 for a 2-night stay for 4 people). Or you…

Pirates, pick up a stay in the ridiculously charming 5* Heatherville Hotel in Lynmouth, Devon from £48pp including a gorgeous home-cooked breakfast. You know those cosy, chintzy rural hotels you just see pictures of and think, "my mum would LOVE that"? This is one of them. Treat yourself (or your mum!) to some tasty, squishy,…

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Arrr mateys! Escape to the breathtaking hills of Tuscany for this uber-romantic countryside escape we've put together. You will be staying at the luxurious and cosy 5* Locanda in Tuscany farm house, with exposed wooden beams for that genuine rustic feel, offering an outdoor pool, spa treatments and a restaurant carved out of an old…

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It's the return of the bibimbap with these bargain flights to South Korea. If you've ever wanted to see the beauty of cherry blossom season, now is your chance with these flights to Seoul! Flights are with Alitalia so your checked luggage and inflight meals are included. We've seen departures in early April, when the…

They are back mateys! We've managed to secure a discount code with Dream Lodges enabling you to snap up a luxury lodge at a whopping 40% off normal price. Situated in 8 picturesque UK locations and with a range of lodges to choose from, there’s something to suit all budgets (without skimping on the style!)…

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Pirates, if you're looking for a real treat, here's something special: stay at the 4* Down Hall Hotel including dinner, full English breakfast and a bottle of champagne from £89pppn. For the cheapest rate per night, book a longer stay, or just lap up some luxury for one night only at £89pppn. Offer Details: Many…

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Grab a getaway in the peaceful rural outskirts of Durham, UK with a stay at the 4* Hallgarth Manor House Hotel from £23pppn. This perfect 16th century country house has its own restaurant, cocktail bar and cosy tavern. Offer Details: Many travel durations possible - 1 night minimum stay Sample dates spanning April - June…

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Ahoy mateys! We know you love your quirky accommodation just as much as we do and this time around we've laid eyes on the absolutely gorgeous French forest retreat Pella Roca Cabane & Spa in the south of France. Here you will be staying in your own luxury cabin above the trees with log-burner, sauna…

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Ahoy mateys! Glorious Umbria in Italy is up next, famous for its rolling hills, great wine and food. We've spotted the top-reviewed 4* Park Hotel Ai Cappuccini situated in Gubbio in a converted 17th-century monastery, offering a rustically romantic setting with luxury finishes, a vast spa area and cosy restaurant serving up delectable Umbrian and…

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Pirates, enjoy a sumptuous stay at 4* The Mill Hotel in the Suffolk countryside from only £28pppn. The hotel sits on the River Stour and is built into a converted water mill, which you can still see turning inside a glass case in the bar! Great food, gorgeous environs, and comfy beds... treat a loved…

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Arrr mateys! We looove the multi award-winning, top-rated 5* Rockliffe Hall in Darlington, named one of the best luxury hotels in the UK and featuring in the Sunday Times Top 100 Hotels. They are currently offering great spring rates over on their website, which include overnight stay (longer durations available), breakfast and spa access. At…

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Pirates, slip off for 2 nights in Romania from £73pp including sumptuous countryside 4* Roco Hotel, breakfast and flights! Take advantage of the cheap rates in Timisoara and soak up some culture in beautiful surroundings. March is off-season for a lot of destinations, hence the cheap flights. It'll still be a lot warmer than England…

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Ahoy mateys! Jet off to France for a relaxing stay at the fairytale-esque castle 4* Château des Sept Tours, just 35 minutes from Tours, surrounded by a forest and overlooking a golf course. There's an outdoor pool here and 2 restaurants serving brasserie-style French cuisine catering to all your dietary needs. Offer Details: Many travel…

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Ahoy mateys! Here we've dug up another romantic, super quaint getaway for you guys! Or how about a 2 night stay in a rustic windmill kitted out with all your latest mod-cons, which is located in the relaxing Kent countryside? This gorgeous windmill has been beautifully restored featuring massive wooden beams and exposed brickwork along…

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Ahoy mateys! We've just found this rustic romantic weekend getaway to gorgeous Tuscany placing you at the 4* Abbadia Sicille which is housed in an historical property dating back to 1180 (!). There's a seasonal pool here and you have a range of self-catering accommodations to choose from, with sweeping views of the countryside. Breakfast…

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Calling all Pirates who are crying out for a tranquil, romantic getaway without the stress of airport queues and forgotten passports. Consider a staycation in one of the most picturesque areas of the country - The Lake District. We've picked a selection of some of the best hotels in the area that will suit everyone's…

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Looking for a romantic getaway this Valentines that won't break the bank? Well, how about a countryside retreat to Devon. The 3* Fisherman's Cot sits in the quaint village of Bickleigh, right beside a river, what could be more idyllic? Surrounded by the lush greenery of Devon, you and your favourite ship mate will enjoy…

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Ahoy mateys! We do love Champneys and as such we've spotted a some excellent remaining December rates (sometimes up to half price!) for some some well-deserved winter R & R at various Champneys across the country. Perfect to unwind and beat the holiday stress. At your disposal is a wide range of lush wet and…