Pirates, let's be honest, here: Christmas is a lifestyle. Christmas is a state of mind. Some embody that state of mind more than others.
But if it's a state of mind you can embody, then Yule definitely want to apply for this job in Lapland, Finland.
Lapland Safaris is hiring "elves" to work this Christmas season, spreading the festive cheer from the North Pole.
The role of an elf will involve numerous responsibilities, including guiding visitors on holiday and leading them to their buses.
According to the job advert, the ideal elf is "energetic and positive", with knowledge of additional languages being advantageous in the North Pole market.
Prior experience in customer service is an added plus, so you'd better not be a "bah humbug" kind of sort.
The position is temporary, running from November 2018 to January 2019, so if you've got a couple of months to spare lapping up and sharing the festive spirit, you'd better get your applications in soon! Openings are available in Saariselka, Levi, Rovaniemi, Hetta, Olos and Yllas.
We reckon that if you can smile through the frosty temperatures, the opportunity to enjoy the most magical season and beneath the Northern Lights is unparalleled. What's the harm in applying and testing if there's any chemis-tree?
Of course, grumpy elves need not apply.