Just because you live aboard a ship doesn't mean you can't have some luxury desires, right pirates?
Located in the heart of the Kamala rainforest in Thailand, the luxurious Kameela Hotel residence sounds like exactly what we need.
Set against the rolling hills overlooking Kamala village, this stunning resort offers breathtaking views of the lush jungle and the Andaman Sea.
Needless to say, this is definitely a #nofilter kind of setting.
The complex has several restaurants, a state-of-the art fitness centre and a spa offering holistic treatments to help guests escape the stresses of modern life.
Honestly though, we're sure you'll forget about the office back in Blighty when the bar view is this good.
Guests can choose from four types of accommodation during their stay, each option coming with its own private pool, lounge area and scenic terrace - y'know, just the essentials...
With all accommodation sized between 125 and 185m² surface, there's no danger of getting cramped, either.
Option one: clay cottages providing a "strong connection to the earth"
Option two: tent-shaped villas for guests to "experience the nomadic way of life".
Option three: treetop houses to live "closer to the sky"
Option four: bird shaped villas to "quench the thirst for exclusivity"
How much for this premium pirate experience, you ask? From our trusty companion booking.com, we can see it's 400 to 1500 pounds per night depending on where you stay.
Ok, so not the thriftiest - but you always need somewhere lined up for if you win the lottery.
And for Thai holidays with a smaller budget, you know where to look!
Please note - prices are correct at time of publish, based on the sample dates provided and are subject to fluctuation, depending on availability