Pirates, we asked you on our Instagram what's the most disgusting thing you (or a friend) has done on holiday and boy are we in for some treats (or not!).
Get ready, here's what you had to say:
Anonymous pirate 1:
"Threw up in the pool at MCM Vegas"
Anonymous pirate 2:
"Filled the entire Magaluf hotel floor with poo"
Anonymous pirate 3:
"Was so unwell I had to go to the toilet in someone's garden and then their chicken ate it"
Anonymous pirate 4:
"Tried to run back to the room to use the bathroom, didn't make it and left a trail of poo from the pool to the door"
Anonymous pirate 5:
"Ate a scorpion whilst on holiday then threw it back up after a bucket of alcohol!"
Anonymous pirate 6:
"Took a leak in an ice cube tray and left it in the fridge"
Anonymous pirate 7:
"Mistakenly brushed my teeth with antiseptic cream"
Safe to say you're all disgusting and we hope you learn for next time!
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