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This airline has banned FARTING on board🚫💨

They've even put in place some crazy new measures to make sure everyone is following the rules, flatulists beware 💨

Published by
Audrey·01/04/2024
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This announcement has had a bombshell effect (no pun intended) on the airline sector!

An unnamed European airline has decided to ban its passengers from farting during flights. In fact, the airline realised that passengers' farts had recently damaged the plane seats, even going so far as to put holes in some of them. Talk about turbulence?!

Thermal cameras have now been installed in all cabins, allowing staff to detect those pesky poo particles 💩. Why? Recent studies have found a link between cabin depressurisation and flatulence. It has been discovered that the particles interfere with the plane technology and can lead to major problems.

Not only that, but who wants to deal with farts while trying to relax on a flight?

Sounds unbelievable right? That's because it is. April fools!

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