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Who'd A Thought It, Trivago,
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This hotel will blow your mind! It's got a 🥂 champagne bar & naughty rooms 💋

Think mirrored ceilings👀, dance pole 💃, hot tubs, free-standing baths 🤔💭

From £81 per night

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Pirates, check out this awesome hotel we've found in Kent (near Maidstone)!

It might just look like a cute British pub with rooms from the outside. But it's so much more! The restaurant part holds a cool restaurant with champagne and oyster bar. And the rooms are pretty much adults-only with kinky features like private hot tubs, free-standing baths and dance poles.

There are more rooms available, we've just pulled out some pretty cool ones below.


  • Booking via Trivago

  • Hotel name: Who'd A Thought It

  • Location: Maidstone, Kent

  • 4/5 rating on Tripadvisor

This charming and historic building might look like many other cute pubs in the UK. But it's so much more! There's a funky restaurant and a champagne and oyster bar on site!

You can book "normal" rooms (four walls, a bed, very standard) from £81 throughout the year mid-week and on weekends! OR, you could go mega romantic and book one of the suites!

The Vegas Suite 👆

This is the largest room available, the presidential suite if you like. Expect opulent decor, such as crystal chandeliers, and not just one but TWO private hot tubs (one inside, one outside). You can stay here from £425 per night.

Ace Of Spades 👆

This room has a Swarovski crystal Manhattan-style bath, a mirrored shard bar (for sipping champagne) and a mirrored ceiling. You can stay here from £350 per night.

Champagne & Shoes Room 👆

This one is the signature erotic room, which comes with a circular bed with a mirror above and dance pole in the bed room. There's a private patio with outdoor hot tub. You can stay here from £325 per night.

Coliseum Suite 👆

This room is supposed to combine the warm colours of Morocco and the luxury of Rome. You'll find crushed velvet throughout. The bathroom has a Roman bath, a deep bath tub and a rain shower. There's one inside hot-tub and another one outside in its own garden room. You can stay here from £425 per night.

Dom Suite 👆

This super-luxurious room has a large French baroque bed, leather sofas and an in-room giant hot tub with mood lighting. There's an private patio with anotherhot-tub with loungers. You can stay here from £350 per night.

Additional Information

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