This hotel will blow your mind! It's got a 🥂 champagne bar & naughty rooms 💋

Pirates, check out this awesome hotel we've found in Kent (near Maidstone)!

It might just look like a cute British pub with rooms from the outside. But it's so much more! The restaurant part holds a cool restaurant with champagne and oyster bar. And the rooms are pretty much adults-only with kinky features like private hot tubs, free-standing baths and dance poles.

There are more rooms available, we've just pulled out some pretty cool ones below.

Details

You can book "normal" rooms (four walls, a bed, very standard) from £81 throughout the year mid-week and on weekends! OR, you could go mega romantic and book one of the suites!

The Vegas Suite 👆

This is the largest room available, the presidential suite if you like. Expect opulent decor, such as crystal chandeliers, and not just one but TWO private hot tubs (one inside, one outside).

Ace Of Spades 👆

This room has a Swarovski crystal Manhattan-style bath, a mirrored shard bar (for sipping champagne) and a mirrored ceiling.

Champagne & Shoes Room 👆

This one is the signature erotic room, which comes with a circular bed with a mirror above and dance pole in the bed room. There's a private patio with outdoor hot tub.

Coliseum Suite 👆

This room is supposed to combine the warm colours of Morocco and the luxury of Rome. You'll find crushed velvet throughout. The bathroom has a Roman bath, a deep bath tub and a rain shower. There's one inside hot-tub and another one outside in its own garden room.

Dom Suite 👆

This super-luxurious room has a large French baroque bed, leather sofas and an in-room giant hot tub with mood lighting. There's an private patio with anotherhot-tub with loungers.

Mid-week prices are pretty much the same throughout the year, which is rare, usually we see hikes in peak season.

We also found that if you book towards the end of the year, weekend prices are the same as mid-week!

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Additional Information

We might be Pirates, but we’re an honest bunch. We check all our deals when we review them to make sure everything is available. Here’s the catch: with deals this hot, things change quickly: flight prices fluctuate, hotel rooms sell out, currencies yo-yo. Mainly, demand for the best deals means the lowest prices don’t last long. But, if you’ve missed out this time, don’t worry: we’re working on more great offers.

Images: courtesy of Trivago & Booking.com