Magazine: St Patrick's for the non-Irish
Not Irish and don't have any connections to Ireland?
Well, that shouldn't stop you from having a cheeky Guinness at home today!
We've put together a list of all things any non-Irish person should do to get the 'authentic' St. Patrick's Day experience!
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If you need to pee, "The Jacks" is the place to be. Feel free to say "Sláinte" instead of cheers.
And one final thing, don't forget to say "top of the mornin' to ya" because Irish folk absolutely love it!
We've found some music to get you going
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It's 17th March, so by our logic, that's 17 pints of Guinness. Let's get absolutely bananas!
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So, there you have it. Our guide to doing St. Patrick's Day in a totally non-Irish stereotypical way!
Cheers mateys!
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