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💋Psst.. Germany has a naughty Christmas market😳

This ❌❌❌mas market is for those on the naughty list📝

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Pirates, today we are going to show you a Christmas market of a different kind. Welcome to the SANTA PAULI Christmas Market, which is located in Hamburg, Germany. And let us tell you, this is one hot and naughty XXXmas market!

We have been there several times ourselves and highly recommend a visit.


  • Hamburg


The Christmas market is located directly on Hamburg's legendary Reeperbahn in the St. Pauli district. Anyone who has ever thrown themselves into the nightlife here knows that things are anything but tame. And this also applies to the SANTA PAULI Christmas market.

You'll find numerous mulled wine stands, where you can try creations called "Streetwalker" or "Nutcracker". At one of the stands, the motto is "Do it yourself" where you can create your own mulled wine mixes. Of course, you can also eat the obligatory bratwurst or waffle at the Christmas market.

This somewhat different Christmas market has even more to offer, as you can already imagine.

At some stands, hand-carved "toys for adults", jewellery, Christmas decorations and leather goods are sold. We wish you happy browsing!

And if you feel like it, you can "get lost" in the SANTA PAULI strip forest. Entry is even free! In the years before, the fun took place in the strip tent, but the strip forest is now well-ventilated and has no roof. You might have to down a few Glühwein before you brave the cold.

Another highlight here: porn karaoke! Instead of songs, porn films are re-dubbed by willing participants.

The SANTA PAULI Christmas market is open from the 13th November 2023.

Entry is free. You can find more information about the opening times and the daily program here.