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10 classic things parents say on holiday (and what they really mean) 😂
Ah, family holidays… unforgettable memories, plenty of chaos and some absolute classic phrases that every parent ends up saying. But if you’re a parent, you’ll know – behind those sweet, well-meaning words, there’s usually a very different inner monologue going on.
So here’s a little nod of solidarity (and a good laugh) for all the Pirates-parents out there sailing with a crew of little ones 🏴☠️
1️⃣ "We’re going on holiday to relax."
What they really mean: “Why on earth did I think bringing three kids was a good idea?”
2️⃣ "This place has amazing reviews!"
What they really mean: “I skimmed one comment and I’m really hoping it wasn’t written by the owner.”
3️⃣ "I’ve booked you something amazing to do!"
What they really mean: “It was free and it’s on the way to the restaurant.”
4️⃣ "Here, take this leaflet – it’s really interesting."
What they really mean: “Please just read this for five minutes so I can drink my coffee in peace.”
5️⃣ "Let’s try some local food!"
What they really mean: “If there aren’t chicken nuggets on the menu, we’re all doomed."
6️⃣ "It’s just a little uphill walk – we’ll be fine!"
What they really mean: “It’s actually two more miles of steep climbing but if I say that out loud, we’ll never get there.”
7️⃣ "Come on, let’s take a nice family photo!"
What they really mean: “Smile like you’re having the time of your life so I can post this on Instagram.”
8️⃣ "The most important thing is spending time together."
What they really mean: “Even though I’d swap you all for 10 minutes alone in the loo right now.”
9️⃣ "We came here to switch off."
What they really mean: “Why is the Wi-Fi so slow and why doesn’t Netflix work?!”
🔟 "What a brilliant day that was!"
What they really mean: “I’m absolutely knackered, my patience is gone and I need a lie down – but if you lot are happy, I’ll call it a win.” ❤️
In the end, a family holiday is basically an adventure film: totally unplanned, a few stunts, lots of one-liners… and some seriously award-worthy parenting performances 🎬😄
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