10 classic things parents say on holiday (and what they really mean) 😂

1️⃣ "We’re going on holiday to relax."

What they really mean: “Why on earth did I think bringing three kids was a good idea?”

2️⃣ "This place has amazing reviews!"

What they really mean: “I skimmed one comment and I’m really hoping it wasn’t written by the owner.”

3️⃣ "I’ve booked you something amazing to do!"

What they really mean: “It was free and it’s on the way to the restaurant.”

4️⃣ "Here, take this leaflet – it’s really interesting."

What they really mean: “Please just read this for five minutes so I can drink my coffee in peace.”

5️⃣ "Let’s try some local food!"

What they really mean: “If there aren’t chicken nuggets on the menu, we’re all doomed."

6️⃣ "It’s just a little uphill walk – we’ll be fine!"

What they really mean: “It’s actually two more miles of steep climbing but if I say that out loud, we’ll never get there.”

7️⃣ "Come on, let’s take a nice family photo!"

What they really mean: “Smile like you’re having the time of your life so I can post this on Instagram.”

8️⃣ "The most important thing is spending time together."

What they really mean: “Even though I’d swap you all for 10 minutes alone in the loo right now.”

9️⃣ "We came here to switch off."

What they really mean: “Why is the Wi-Fi so slow and why doesn’t Netflix work?!”

🔟 "What a brilliant day that was!"

What they really mean: “I’m absolutely knackered, my patience is gone and I need a lie down – but if you lot are happy, I’ll call it a win.” ❤️

In the end, a family holiday is basically an adventure film: totally unplanned, a few stunts, lots of one-liners… and some seriously award-worthy parenting performances 🎬😄

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